RUTHIE
"Did I wake you?"
GOLDIE
"I wasn't tightly sleeping."


RUTHIE
"You called me a slob!"
GOLDIE
"I don't call anybody a slob."
RUTHIE
"But you called me a slob!"
GOLDIE
"Well, you're not anybody!"


GOLDIE
"There's a Yiddish expression: You can live to be a hundred and still be a fool."
RUTHIE
"Even God makes mistakes"
GOLDIE
"God always makes mistakes!"


RUTHIE
"How are their chickens?"
GOLDIE
"Zoll zey zein ah za yahr. (They should have such a year like their chickens.)


RUTHIE
"Hoo! Hoo! It's going to fall!"
GOLDIE
"So pick it up. You don't have to hoo hoo. Hoo Hoo! Hoo Hoo!"


RUTHIE
"Don't eat those meals that Faye gives you! They're wrapped in aluminum!"
GOLDIE
"Oh, come on!"
RUTHIE
"Aluminum affects your brain and makes people crazy!"
GOLDIE
"All the multimillionaires that don't give to the state and make the poor people give to the state. That's what makes people crazy! Sooner than aluminum!"